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FUNNY RUBBISH: Flying toasted bread

by Justin Corwell

My toaster is pushing my patience.

I don't know why but for the past week, it's been shooting out my bread so it shoots against the wall and onto the floor.

It never used to do that.

Today I had to throw away my toast because it had fallen onto the kitchen floor.

Now I need to wait by my toaster so that I catch the bread when it goes flying through the air.

I'm even saving up for a baseball mitt for this very purpose.


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