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FUNNY RUBBISH: Eating phlegm

by Jason Strongbom

Warning: GROSS FACTOR ALERT!

So do you eat your phlegm once you cough it up?

I've never known what to do with it. Should I take it out of my mouth and throw it on the carpet?

Or should I chew on it slowly until I swallow it again?

Meh, I'll do some of both I guess.

I was just wondering, exactly what is the nutritional value of phlegm?

Because it has like biocultures like yoghurt in it so it should be good, right?


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